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By cooldude - 01/07/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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Today, I was insulted online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

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Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

Oreosbff 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:03

haha that sucks

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iambrazilianandp_fml 1

Friday 2 July 2010 8:12

its probably cuz... u aint got no pancake mix !!!!!!!

iheartGnR 1

Friday 2 July 2010 8:56

don't you know? old men in flip flops riding mopeds knowww what's cool ;P lol

dummynick 0

Friday 2 July 2010 9:38

wow get over it emo kid, have a teaspoon of cement and man up.

Octwo 16

Friday 2 July 2010 12:40

Old dude be stylin

RC28Leo 1

Friday 2 July 2010 12:48

Look on the bright side. At least he wasn't wearing pink Crocs.

baybybitch 0

Friday 2 July 2010 15:41

lolololololololololololololololol I would be like "bitch go die already"

medic717 0

Friday 2 July 2010 16:06

EPIC

goliatron 9

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:18

You must REALLY be a ******* loser, OP...

technicolorRAWR 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 6:59

haha the old man sounds awesome to mee!

untfan2012 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:07

If the suit had sparkles in it and if his hair was styled like your grandma's, then ya got told off by Liberace. Just sayin.

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