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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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Just stop

By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, after being bodyshamed by my mother for being too fat (I'm a size 14) and how I shouldn't be wearing shorts because it makes me look ugly and motivates people to comment on my body, I texted my boyfriend to tell him about it. His reply was, "Aww. you cutie. You know she's not wrong." FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By superb12345 - 12/05/2016 02:50 - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

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You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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GlobalB 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:12

Iit's an online insult, probably by someone that doesn't know you. Don't take it personally. Either way, you're the controller of your own destiny. If you really have a problem with it look at getting a gym membership and start looking for apartments, assuming you don't have extreme financial issues. If you don't like the situation you're in, change it.

CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:31

then do something about it.

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GlobalB 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:12

Jiplo 18

Saturday 3 December 2011 6:48

great advice ^^

TheGodDamnJoker 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 8:52

Then why don't you upvote it next time.

CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:31

then do something about it.

panda_rectum 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:35

You should probably get outside more. Fresh air always works.

elvgar 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:43

nice pic haha i went to tht museum

quin01 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 4:24

elvgar, we care u went to tht muesum y

forthepainx3 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:15

because you can see a monkeys ****.

Radiation_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:33

What's wrong with cats?

albert17 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 7:40

they're not dogs

owneditup 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 7:44

cats are a sign of extreme lonelyness

EmperorPsycho 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:04

no cats are awesome

Link5794 18

Saturday 27 October 2012 18:44

Cats are evil.

yabrett 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:37

how did this fat loser's FML get approved but none of mine have?

Sugarshain 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:37

Awwww you kinda sound like me, we should hang out sometime =3

LilKonvicted 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:38

Go out and **** strangers =P

omglyktotally78 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:40

wasn't this FML supposed to be deleted? the reason being is because it's lame as **** and extremely unoriginal, not funny, and not creative at all......I really don't understand the method of the FML's that are getting published because a lot of them are really shitty and lame......I've seen a lot of good ones that didn't make the cut....whoever is in charge of what gets published on FML really sucks at life.