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By ineedanewjob - 09/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I got all my co-workers motivated. We were all going to quit and walk out the door. I went first. I gave an emotional speech to my boss and threw my uniform to the ground. Then I turned around to to see the rest follow, they all began laughing. They didn't. They WANTED me to quit. FML

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By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

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By sad face - 24/11/2012 11:54 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01

Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML

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By mrmarshall - 17/05/2019 05:44

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 03/11/2014 18:03 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML

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By Nanda - 14/06/2016 06:03 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

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By zheiraT - 22/05/2015 19:44 - United States - South Portland

Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

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Burn out

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 04:59

Today, I quit my job by insulting my manager - who is/was a friend, whose wedding I officiated - in full earshot of everyone. It turned into a pretty public argument on the street. I don’t really know why I did it, other than just feeling so burned out by his treatment of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 444

Unionize!

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 02:00

Today, despite over 100 colleagues agreeing to attend a protest over our working conditions, no one turned up because they were too afraid of losing their jobs. Since I was alone, I was sacked on the spot and physically thrown out. FML

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By RetailScapegoat - 16/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML

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You deserved it 267

ddrluna 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:34

Rule of thumb: Never be the first to 'walk out'. If you don't like your job, man up and tell your boss you're quitting instead of looking like an asshole and inconveniencing him.

free_Aus 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:58

Yep, maybe they were all nodding about hating their job and agreed because YOU ARE THE REASON they don't like coming to work.... You quit, they are happy.

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Tiramesu 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:16

Do not trust anyone , even your mates / friends might be assholes , they just won't tell your because you are their friend :)

srslyfucked 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:27

#27 voiced my first thought. Really stupid move there. YDI.

fALLyl 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:44

Bad Economy + Quitting Job + Forming Union = FAIL

allornothing93 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:08

yea your screwed in this economy...i dont think it is the best time to be quitting a job when so many people are losing theirs. you should have been grateful you had 1. the people who didnt back you up most likely needed the job more than they wanted you gone

Seegtease 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:29

#30, granted. But guilds usually are non profit and don't engage in collective bargaining.

ColdChoas 4

Friday 10 April 2009 1:44

Either they're all assholes or you're the asshole. Seeing as they stayed with the manager who you hated, you must be the asshole. Oh no! Time to realize that you're the dick.

walkemskies 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:18

FAIL

Neep_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:25

You were probably the office douche then.

dudemitch 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:10

#20 you're dumb. unions are private businesses. the government does not run them. in fact, it used to be 100 percent against them. read a history book smartguy.