Animals: Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right... - FML

By KornyKid - 21/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

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By "chris_lillo" - 31/01/2020 18:00 - United States - Waco

Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML

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By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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By 4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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By sal - 27/09/2020 05:02 - Canada

Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By K-Rat - 09/10/2016 12:16 - United States

Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML

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Flash, ah ah!

By Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer - 12/10/2022 20:00

Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML

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Apex predator

By Ihatestraycats - 22/07/2023 12:00

Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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By HappyNewYear - 16/01/2023 06:00

Today, a cat ran into the house and got cornered in my room. Animal control wasn't answering so I did what I could to try to lure it out. It proceeded to chomp down on my finger. Way to start the New Year. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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redscarf_fml 8

Sunday 21 February 2016 18:23

Why wasn't your bird in a cage of some sort? Haven't you heard of gentle acclimating a pet to a new environment? Seems like you fault

lfloyd0504 18

Sunday 21 February 2016 18:18

What a catastrophe!

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GarfieldDaCat 5

Monday 22 February 2016 4:30

I only eat lasagna lol

Mike_Oxhard 14

Monday 22 February 2016 4:41

Instead of you owning the cat, the cat has owned you.

KayleeFrye 39

Monday 22 February 2016 5:20

That's sad, but why would you bring a cat into your home having no clue how the cat and the bird would act? Why would you bring a cat into your home when your bird wasn't safely locked in a cage? And if the bird WAS safely locked in a cage, why would you bring a cat into your home that was a lock picking ninja genius?

dirty_dan_ 15

Monday 22 February 2016 6:05

Damn sorry about that OP. But as time flys by, you'll heal emotionally and mentally

ChippyChoppy 21

Monday 22 February 2016 9:39

Sounds like a YDI, it ate a bird, did you let it outside on the first day?

zaidthunder1 27

Monday 22 February 2016 10:53

To be honest, YDI. You need to take the necessary precautions for your bird and to make sure the cat doesn't get away.

SunshineBoy_fml 16

Monday 22 February 2016 15:46

Like in cartoons.. Cats eat birds.. You should have known. I'm sorry for your loss OP

CourtBed24 5

Monday 22 February 2016 16:36

Well, you don't pick the cat, the cat picks you...sorry, but obviously you weren't the right human for that cat...

AScooterman 12

Tuesday 23 February 2016 4:25

I guess the bird didn't have nine lives. And the cat had to eat and run.

_ravens_ 11

Thursday 25 February 2016 19:25

You obviously didn't know how to care for a cat and didn't deserve it

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