By K-Rat - 09/10/2016 12:16 - United States

Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
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Tripartita 44

Today, after a lifetime of captivity, a neutering, and induced perpetual kittenhood—what science folk refer to as "behavioral neoteny"—I finally saw a chance to fulfill my predatory purpose! Not only did I fail miserably, but my captor took the opportunity to further humiliate me with unwanted ass-play.

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RichardPencil 30

The cat "forced" you to wipe his ass? Who's the pussy in this scenario?

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Shawn2095 18

Seems like a shitty situation. (I'm sorry)

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Siehnados 17

Bird probably thought it was safe to fly past too, your cat is smarter than you think (and smarter than it probably looked at the time).

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RichardPencil 30

The cat "forced" you to wipe his ass? Who's the pussy in this scenario?

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Tripartita 44

Today, after a lifetime of captivity, a neutering, and induced perpetual kittenhood—what science folk refer to as "behavioral neoteny"—I finally saw a chance to fulfill my predatory purpose! Not only did I fail miserably, but my captor took the opportunity to further humiliate me with unwanted ass-play.

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LyricaSilvan 29

You know, I've always been a dog person, but I love cats too. They sound like an absolute riot to live with.

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missa8604 26

They are funny- more affectionate than you think and super independent/capable of being alone if you work or go to school. I got my cat when he was a few weeks old and he's 12 now. We have moved 9 times together and is the best lap warmer lol. You won't regret a cat (though I love dogs too)!

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cheshireau 26

Maybe your cat should become an inside cat so it doesn't kill your native bird life.. or any bird life that matter.

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Bearsmomma 30

I doubt OP has the cat use an outdoor litter box.

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megatron93 5

Then how does the cat have access to birds while in the litter box?

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MedChew 19

Wait what? So he only liked chasing birds today? What about yesterday? And the day before? And how were you forced you to wipe ass? So many questions

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ickyjuice 8

Better he could sit on your face and smother another hapless cat person off the planet for the rest of us... oh well, birds it is.

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