By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5

your dingdong can see the future ;)

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Sounds like a great porno scene. Ron Jeremy could play you.

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RaineLee 5

A spelling mistake spotted in an FML. Two attractive women, you mean.

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safety_jake 4

is that a coffee bean tree down your trousers or are you just pleased to see me

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nlr 9

that's embarrassing!y boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I always gave him one but he'd never get the satisfaction he wanted from me...

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Cirso65 7

at least half of what he said was a compliment.

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nlr 9

that's embarrassing! my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I gave him one all the time and he never got the satisfaction he wanted... >:(

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nlr 9

that's embarrassing! my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I gave him one all the time and he never got the satisfaction he wanted... >:(

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nlr 9

that's embarrassing! my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I gave him one all the time and he never got the satisfaction he wanted... >:(

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broomhildo 19

What the heck. My comment was supposed to be in response to #29, no idea how it ended up here.

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nlr 9

I have no idea but my comment copied 4 times! ha! oops

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