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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

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Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

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By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

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By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

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Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

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Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By gracelynn980765 - 27/06/2019 12:30

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

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Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

straz123 2

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

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GamerMatt97 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:30

man don't u just hate random boners

FrancisMX3 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:33

LOL, that sucks tho ):

Bloodberry 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:41

more like "say ****"

Bloodberry 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:40

more like "say ****"

Bloodberry 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:40

more like "say ****"

Bloodberry 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:40

more like "say ****"

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:42

When that happens to me I can never choose between a flash and a natural exposure.

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:51

I don't think you get the concept of "random." Attractive women cause boners -- it is a scientifically-proven cause-and-effect relationship. Now, point that thing at 'em with confidence and hope at least one of them like it.

Eaglestrike117 29

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:51

LOL! That is the best comment I have seen on this site so far. Photography humor FTW.

Jammybrown11 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:22

it was a public swimming pool for me.

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