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That's when you stood up and your boner knocked the the table causing a candle to fall of the table an land on your shorts thus you learned that, yes, pubic hair is still flammable.

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hahaha I just imagine this guy as an old creepy man in basketball shorts and the two attractive women are 15 year old girls

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Every1luvboners didn't you tell them that!? also if it's big enough take the picture using the boner on the shutter. Chicks dig it

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say "wow, you girls are impressive! got my wood rollin in two seconds, let's say we go. ack to my place for those pictures!" yeah, doesn't work for me, but if it helps one man get a threesome... all my work is for not!

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I think that when people get random boners it's very flattering. No i'm not a slut Yes i would snog the OP No i don't know what OP means.

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Haha, kill his ass. But seriously, this is where you play the 'IM PHOTOPHOBIC' trick and dive under the table. They wont know photophobic isnt a real word. :P

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damn assholes, it is his pic...how do u know he didnt take the pic and put it on the internet who are u to judge...all u haters are raging octopus vaginas TOO!!

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My thoughts exactly. It sensed them walking your way and wanted to show them what they could have ;) haha

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maybe they are old friends and ones visiting town so they had a quick cup of coffee and chatted a bit.. or not

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or he thought of a really good come on! 'hey ladies. let's go to my place and play 'photographer'!

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It is! One day, I'll be walking down the street, and we'll cross paths. Now, if you didn't know that I get turned on by nothing, well, let's just say you'd fly back about 20 feet. But, because you know, you'll have the sense to dodge it and avoid the situation.

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