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By youjustsuck - / Monday 25 July 2011 18:07 / United States
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By  KVKdragon  |  26

that's the first thing you do when you get the urge to be free of clothing: check if anyone's there. pretty obvious. even if you think no one is home, always check

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  MrHughJass  |  0

-insert joke about women in the kitchen-

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"Today, I went on a seemly harmless job of fixing a dishwasher down Spooner Street. When, all of a suddenly, a crazy, fully nude lady jumps in front of me and attempted to rape me, while having porno music in the back. FML." And that's the other end to this story

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  TheRealHouse  |  7

Today, after three agonizing days of malfunctioning due to the girl that lives in the house I work in cramming a fork in my drain linkadge causing the solonoid to overload and blowing my relay, the repairman was finally coming to fix me! Guess who scared him away, by dancing like a psycho... NAKED!!! FML

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  NastyNinja31  |  0

if op is fat fuck his life he probably thought you were hitting on him

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  hotrod14  |  0

96 op is a her

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  Kennzz  |  0

so the guy didn't even knock? I highly doubt he just walked into your house.

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  chronicstds  |  3

the op never states if guy or girl.

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  Kennzz  |  0

213 - why would OPs mom have answered the door? OP clearly states that she thought she was home alone until she found out there was a guy standing there that her mother didnt tell her was coming before she.. I dunno.. maybe left for work??

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  knightsfb  |  0

232 I think you misunderstood my comment...I meant that ops mom answered the door,told the guy to go to work, said she was leaving him with her daughter and left for work

By  KVKdragon  |  26

that's the first thing you do when you get the urge to be free of clothing: check if anyone's there. pretty obvious. even if you think no one is home, always check

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  noelykins1  |  19

ever think the mom knew her daughter was home and let the repairman come in before she left? and let her daughter watch him? plus the mom probably assumed her daughter would have clothes on.

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  swampbaby985  |  29

Maybe OP lives in an apartment complex and the guy coming to fix the dishwasher was the complex's maintenance man? At least that's how it is in my complex, if you don't answer they have a key to get in.

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  robbiboyo  |  0

actually, usually fat people are self-conscious and don't like to be naked. I know a girl that wears clothes when she showers, or that's what she told my buddy.

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  8rabido8  |  11

sounds like the beginning of a porno

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  norskchic  |  9

I like how this has 69 thumbs up;)

By  Aztec44  |  0

Lol, why be naked?

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