Intimacy: Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five...

By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By gracelynn980765 - 27/06/2019 12:30

Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

straz123 2

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

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cBlackout 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:35

trust me.. I feel ya..

strippedtoe 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:35

omg so embarrassing >.

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:15

not if his boner is over 10 inches

koe4 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:44

boys locker room... too far?

mofo12 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:48

sure I'll take your picture.... oh... *awkward silence* ... would you like to say hi to my little friend! did anyone think of anchorman when they read this fml?! haha that sucks bro

nabs_fml 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:55

haha awkward!!!

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:58

mmm gotta love those big juicy hard boners lol FYL OP

laxbro09 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:03

thats not that bad unless they start staring down there

mattbrady2011 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:16

IT KNEW!

Sweet_Testicles 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:18

So did you stand up?

kyle_lockhart 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:23

dude it just happens at the least convienent times

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