Intimacy: Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed...

By selfishsexysanta - 24/12/2012 18:06 - United States

Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 02:26 - United States - Tucson

Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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By lovinglife - 24/12/2011 12:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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By HOe HOe HOe - 02/11/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

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By marriedtoatool - 26/12/2012 06:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML

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By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

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LeeRed 15

Monday 24 December 2012 22:50

Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

HowieDoIt 21

Monday 24 December 2012 22:44

He's an angry elf!

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kittycat1597 10

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:08

He needs to figure out what kind of situation it would lead to afterwards.

StEpHiE1226 12

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:15

I commend you...most wives don't put out!

pheebs314 17

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:24

That's a fun stereotype... Do you think all Asians are bad drivers too?

MrItalia 18

Tuesday 25 December 2012 1:06

Not the brightest one is he, he should appreciate the effort.. I would ;)

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 25 December 2012 1:16

I understand where you're coming from, but in general, it's just bad form to buy yourself something and say its a gift to someone else.

ilovegordon 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 1:33

i agree with your husband. buying yourself new underwear and claiming it's for him is almost as bad as him buying you underwear and claiming it's for you - even though he bought the lingerie for himself to look at.

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 25 December 2012 2:19

He's got a point! I have to take his side on this! I never bought lingerie for myself & gave it to my hubby! I'd buy it & have it on when he got home from work!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 25 December 2012 2:23

Well isn't he Mr Grinch. He should be happy you did something nice for him. Merry Christmas love

TheNamelessOne 9

Tuesday 25 December 2012 2:24

Why do females do that? Assume them dressing sexy is a present for their other half? People talk about "what it leads to" but sex involves 2 people no? So it's really a present for yourself. Sex isn't a gift.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 25 December 2012 7:41

You made an interesting point. (:

GhostChickens 17

Tuesday 25 December 2012 17:43

I think it's weird that a girl buying something for herself is considered a good present, but men buying something for themselves is usually classed as cheap. If I buy underwear or a sexy outfit, it's a gift, even though I'd also enjoy it and it would be me that actually owned the "gift". Well, I find men in tailored suits sexy but I bet if a guy bought himself a suit to turn me on, nobody would consider it a good gift, would they?