By selfishsexysanta - 24/12/2012 18:06 - United States

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Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 421
You deserved it 13 831

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

Comments

gadgetmaster 10

Hey, giving yourself in something sexy and new should be a much appreciated gift. What an ass

mykelinva 4

maybe he should get a lump of coal in his stocking....and a tube of hand cream...

obviousboy 8

I'm sure you can find someone who'll enjoy it.

Yes, cheat on your husband so at least someone appreciates the purchase. Good job, sounds like the perfect plan. What could possibly go wrong?

Guys, he was joking. See the funny side. Gosh.

He's right. You should return it and buy him a huge bottle of lotion and Kleenex. Maybe that'll brighten his Christmas spirit.

I mean it's a present for both of you, but he shouldn't have been mean about it

If your husband doesnt appreciate you and your lingerie, I know someone who would.. very much ;)

"Thank you, anonymous perver on FML! Let me get revenge on my husband by ******* you! That'll teach him!" Said nobody, ever.

barefootchic 6

Your picture after that sentence gave me the shivers...