By selfishsexysanta - 24/12/2012 18:06 - United States

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Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
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LeeRed 15

Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

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sparkjolt 10

you should have asked for him to wear it instead then!

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asherm 15

He just got on Santa's naughty list. No presents for him!

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Eorlas 31

Thats so not cool. I guess he wasnt in the mood :/

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nycwrestler 17

Whose money did you use?

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bubo_fml 10

Did he offer you a lick of his candy cane?

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PokemonLove993 17

well its not like it was the only gift she got him (I hope) so its not OPs fault for wanting to Spice up the love life with a cute outfit for the bedroom and he ended up being a party Pooper.

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kingdomgirl94 29

for all you know it could be his only gift from her, in which she has gained something physically in leiu of him having a legit present.... sex is well and good but a real gift would be nice.

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PokemonLove993 17

that's why I said I hope. if it was her only gift to her husband than his responce was understandable, if not than he needed to calm down

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FMLoverAgain 7

You are! Husbands don't appreciate that. Santa lingerie is only good for the strip clubs

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lilcheekycheeks 9

Lol I did the same thing and got the same response haha >.< merry Christmas

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