Intimacy: Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed...

By selfishsexysanta - 24/12/2012 18:06 - United States

Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 02:26 - United States - Tucson

Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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By lovinglife - 24/12/2011 12:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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By HOe HOe HOe - 02/11/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

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By marriedtoatool - 26/12/2012 06:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML

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By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

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LeeRed 15

Monday 24 December 2012 22:50

Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

HowieDoIt 21

Monday 24 December 2012 22:44

He's an angry elf!

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Pix3lJunk 12

Tuesday 25 December 2012 20:18

I prefer those kind of gift on February not Christmas.

Patswillreign 2

Tuesday 25 December 2012 21:38

I'm gonna need to see a picture of how you look in it before I choose a side

ellytoad 13

Tuesday 25 December 2012 23:47

Some people aren't the eroticism type. I think you really would have had more fun wearing it than he would from seeing it on you. Always choose your gifts by what you know the receiver likes!

kelly101_ 1

Wednesday 26 December 2012 0:57

well...isn't that what you did?

kittykaos 14

Wednesday 26 December 2012 1:13

Sexy Christmas Lingerie should be a bonus 'gift', not a main gift. It's something you both can enjoy! I'd be pretty miffed if my partner walked in the bedroom in a new pair of fancy boxers or heaven forbid, a mankini, and said 'Hey baby, Merry Christmas ;-) ' and struck a sexy pose. Well I'd be miffed after the laughter anyway.

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:02

Tell him it was for him to wear...

ScotianBoy16 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 7:31

Shannonrenee ur gorgeous

jrtofix 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 8:17

What kind of man is he?

fmljps 0

Wednesday 26 December 2012 13:02

If my missus bought lingerie, put it on, and wished me merry christmas, I'd probably go a bit crazy. I think your husband is a loser, and likely has gay tendencies

graphicstyle7 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 15:52

He sounds like a total, controlling, manipulative drag. If you don't have kids, seriously think about all the men out there (and there are PLENTY) who would be happy you did that. Then dump your husband.