Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have...

By Aleial - 19/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy 6 months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML

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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By sideGirl - 26/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML

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What a wanker

By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 20:01

Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2017 16:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 4 years thinks my chemotherapy sessions are the perfect opportunity to sleep with other girls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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Saturday 19 November 2011 16:17

You need a new friend. And boyfriend. Sorry op.

omfg_creepers 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:28

Dig your keys into the side if his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

Comments

cathylee22 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:55

So how is your relationship so far, are the therapy sessions working?

kimono_fml 17

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:16

how sad that you can never truly know people. your "best friend" needs a good punch in the face

toricakes 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:22

Omg I'm so sorry! Looks like u can go slash someones tires(:

reesey0809 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:42

That ain't ur best friend

omfg_creepers 8

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:53

Haha that's just went well

barrowkite 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 8:52

Wow the recession really is taking its toll

Tmoney20 3

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:04

Hope it was at least a comfortable crew cab, cause if not Shes a ***** with very low standards... Lol... Sorry either way.. Dump the dick!

LiuKang92 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 11:23

Once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater

shelbyhamilton 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 11:37

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it my van every Sunday...

squirrels_curls 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 13:51

stupid bitch, beat her ass

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