Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have...

By Aleial - 19/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy 6 months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML

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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By sideGirl - 26/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML

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What a wanker

By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 20:01

Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2017 16:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 4 years thinks my chemotherapy sessions are the perfect opportunity to sleep with other girls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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Saturday 19 November 2011 16:17

You need a new friend. And boyfriend. Sorry op.

omfg_creepers 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:28

Dig your keys into the side if his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

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linkinpark98 23

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:32

Wow....just wow.

tinydanzr 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:40

What a poop-head! Sorry op

dubbstyles 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:54

Find a better man

jaszver 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:03

consider couples therapy sessions ;)

bongsong 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 21:16

Been there and that suckssss

HunterAlpha1 8

Sunday 20 November 2011 21:21

*insert sexually oblivious rhino pic* it's nice of your boyfriend to teach your best friend how to drive.

Oabbey 2

Monday 21 November 2011 0:50

FTW

tinydanzr 6

Monday 21 November 2011 1:45

Well thats quite rude. Looks like it's time for a new bf and bff.

fangz_fml 6

Monday 21 November 2011 2:07

No worries!! No gag sex or something like that. Just some weed and porno ;)

theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 21 November 2011 3:03

You should have your next anger management meeting with your foot, in his ass!

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