Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have...

By Aleial - 19/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy 6 months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML

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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By sideGirl - 26/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML

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What a wanker

By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 20:01

Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2017 16:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 4 years thinks my chemotherapy sessions are the perfect opportunity to sleep with other girls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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Saturday 19 November 2011 16:17

You need a new friend. And boyfriend. Sorry op.

omfg_creepers 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:28

Dig your keys into the side if his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

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skyeofblood 1

Monday 21 November 2011 3:10

Boooo!! Guyz are all the same

leh9 2

Monday 21 November 2011 3:42

Dump his ass. Sorry

LolLoree 0

Monday 21 November 2011 4:37

If I were you, I'd beat the crap outta her, then don't just dump him, that would send him right into her arms, make his life a living hell.

MissOEStar 0

Monday 21 November 2011 8:13

Run both of them over in his truck............ Naw just playing just beat em with a bat or blunt object and that should do the job!

picturescrazy 24

Monday 21 November 2011 16:04

Holy ****, double betrayal ): I'm sorry. Shit like this makes me question if there's not too many good people left in the world.

shinklelogan11 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:26

Maybe your bean field just wasn't cutting it, so he got a new, fertilized one.

Holyfukers 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:32

Well that most be awkward

screamo_neve 12

Tuesday 22 November 2011 20:29

*must

fictionismylife 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:20

Wow, I am sorry. FYL

Zookslacker905 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:07

Hahahah

liveitup222 1

Friday 25 November 2011 3:15

what the actual f***. I am so sorry. I would kick both their asses...

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Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML

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Today, I came home from college to find my favorite silk nightie that I'd left behind being modeled by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit to who put it on him. I don't know what's worse, that my family is a bunch of assholes, or that my nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. FML

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Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML

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Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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