I mean it sounds as if she might not remember to take her pills every day and that is why she uses condoms as a back-up. The margin of error is great. Like I said get the shot, norplant, or an IUD. It limits your risk of something like this happening. If you're not ready for a child, get an early term abortion. It's not up to your mother-it's your choice. It's your body and you have all the rights. If your mother is meddling in your life, you might need to cut her off. It sounds harsh but her opinion does not matter. This is between you and your man.

If you're not ready for a child and you are morally ok with it, get an abortion. Then get an IUD. There's no way in hell your mum could swap that out.

Mine come in the monthly packet which also has the days on it, and I don't forget...

Your mom is insane. Drop the hint by saying you're naming the baby, "abortion." :)

A pint of gin and a nice hot bath.

Wow, this is the first actual FML i've read in months. I think a lot of them are funny, but most FML's are either people blowing things out or proportions or awkward situations. OP, Get an abortion and sue her. If you're against the former, just do the latter. If you decide to have the baby she could potentially be responsible for finacially supporting it since it wasn't for her no such child would exsist. I hope you have cut all ties with that crazy bitch.

Funny, I have friends who got pregnant while using condoms and the pill. And being out of state from their parents. And not wanting a child.

It is my credo that any person who wishes to not be pregnant has the right to that, as long as she takes proper precautions. Using both birth control pills and condoms certainly qualifies. Your defenses were sabotaged. You have every right to an abortion if you want one. (For the record, I'm not in any way for restricting who gets and who doesn't get abortions - It's morally reprehensible to me to use them as the only line of defense, but still better than giving birth to an unwanted child) How far along are you? Did you want kids at all, just not yet? Since the pregnancy came as a surprise, I would assume your body isn't the optimal incubator - I mean, who takes prenatal vitamins when they aren't expecting? Do you think you would resent the child for messing up your life? (Trust me, it will) The only anti-abortion argument I have is that it's sad to kill something just because it came along at the wrong time. Imagine telling your kids one day that they could have had an older sibling, but it was inconvenient and you killed it. (haha, I can't stop laughing at the mental image of terror on those little innocent faces) Suggestions for punishment for your mother's betrayal include sticking her with the cost of the abortion, or denying her to meet the grandchild she schemed to create. And of course, sue her for whatever you can, if you are so inclined.

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