FML : Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By Anonymous / Saturday 29 January 2011 08:09 / France

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By CitrusGirl

#2020964 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

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By aryan_chris

#2020996 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...

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By ringothedrummer

#2020961 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

wow that sucks

urdirtyolduncle

#2021990 - Dec 28, 2016

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Eorlas

#2023501 - Dec 28, 2016

lol!!!

14MEDIC14

#2023962 - Dec 28, 2016

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Bosia

#2024115 - Dec 28, 2016

OP's cat and I share a lot in common.

BisFitty

#2024361 - Dec 28, 2016

196 SO EPIC WIN OP, was your cat only expecting one piece, hence the heart attack when 2 appeared?

dre_bro11

#2024950 - Dec 28, 2016

Gees OP, I'm glad it was two pieces and not just one. It would have not been worth it if it was only one piece. Especially, like 194 mentioned, the fact that it came out as bread.

Olovio

#2471583 - Dec 28, 2016

Well he was probably surprised that BREAD came out of the toaster instead of toast and reacted all HOLY FUCKING SHIT WTF!?!?!?!? *urp*

P374RD3D

#3574824 - Dec 29, 2016

I am a bad person for laughing

By CitrusGirl

#2020964 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

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eehizle

#2023410 - Dec 28, 2016

heh.

MaskedAspen

#2023798 - Dec 28, 2016

I see what you did there. well played.

DarkHelmet

#2026033 - Dec 28, 2016

LMAO nice

facilitator

#2282751 - Dec 28, 2016

dammit you beat me to it

magicrock

#3553829 - Dec 29, 2016

wow how original. -_-

scarletchamber

#4245048 - Dec 29, 2016

no shit #2

By Shotta

#2020970 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

Damn

Byahhh

#4576838 - Dec 29, 2016

Are you going to have a burial for the cat? I'll come make a... Toast.

PoseidonsSon

#4723679 - Dec 29, 2016

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

By Snickahs

#2020978 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

Pop went the toaster...

By lemonlift

#2020982 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

awwwww that's so sad I'm sorry

By DejaRasch

#2020986 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

awwww ): that's sad! I'm sorry!

By fearthereaper79

#2020990 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

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By stephanie911

#2020993 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

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By aryan_chris

#2020996 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...

By stephanie911

#2021003 - mercredi 28 décembre 2016 10:03

Yeah toast! Yeah toast! YEAH TOAST!

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