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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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By WoofWoof - 27/09/2020 14:01 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML

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By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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UsEumYong 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:45

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Dump his immature ass.

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monkiki62 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:02

That's a good idea. U start yelling genital herpies after he does it. Lol. Then he might stop.

AzWolf 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:09

How do you spell M-A-T-U-R-E? If you are still with him it sounds as though you both have a long way to go!

ImaniBabii 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:16

Lmfao... If I was you I would just yell out "******"!

Beachboy96 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:22

What a bro!!

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:27

Take his sorry ass to San Francisco or Key West. Then let him blurt out penis all he wants. He might find a new friend, relieving you.

bms1996 12

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:05

Carry around a spray bottle filled with water in your purse and spray him whenever he does that :)

FleshForFantasy 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:28

Then why are you still with him if it bothers you so much?

arvale8802 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:37

Dump him. So immature....

wildman1056 7

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:47

Drop this loser.

Princesshamster 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:29

Oh that stinks! D':

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