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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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By WoofWoof - 27/09/2020 14:01 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML

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By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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UsEumYong 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:45

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Dump his immature ass.

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RosenT1990 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:00

If it makes you uncomfortable, then you shouldn't have to put up with it. Sounds like you should end things with him, and find someone a little more mature.

failarina 2

Friday 20 January 2012 1:54

ahhhh the penis game, I know it well :)

daisy32498 5

Friday 20 January 2012 2:10

Turn to anyone near you and smile and sweetly say, "Sorry, he has a couple mental problems, poor sweetie."

bballforward33 10

Friday 20 January 2012 4:26

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im the loudest

Meesersuperman1 4

Friday 20 January 2012 5:59

Just walk away and leave him.

sexybubbles 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:27

How cute hahah

FluffyMommy 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:36

Respond by calling him a pussy!

MSvictoria 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:01

And your still with him why???

feisty1 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:27

She who controls the sex, controls the "PENIS!"

coolgirl44 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 0:07

I would definitely break up with him, he's immature and selfish

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