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Buy disinfectant wipes to wipe the seat before you use the restroom. I'd think of something that annoys him to get him back, too...but nothing like some off the suggestions I've seen that involve poop, lol! Just do something equally as irritating, like leaving clothes on the floor, or leaving only enough juice or milk in the container for one swallow in the fridge, haha!

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tht is sick! and pee doesn't look like lemonade it looks more like apple juice. but tht is still sick!

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Look at the bright side OP, if you ever happen to have a Jellyfish sting on your ass all you have to do is take a shit.

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Technically, you could say that his pissing was making her come off of the toilet seat, so he was pissing her off and pissing her off of the seat.

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I'm pretty sure I can say this for almost every man, but out goals usually involve pissing woman off. well that's my goal at least. if I piss on the seat I leave it just to piss my mom or sister off.

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yeah I think brt is eight I think all men just wanna live life to irritate women to there maximum breaking point. I would know I got a TWIN brother... I can't even count how many times I've wished I was an only child

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He'd probably just start peeing on the floor where the toilet used to be. I say she pisses in his shoes one morning.

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Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't dump my boyfriend for having a sense of humour. Just saying.

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