Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar... - FML

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:20

Was it fast?

emilieee_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:21

Did you win the race?

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BighornB 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:13

Does it have a phone so he can talk to other car beds?

Ashilivione 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:23

your own fault.

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:27

AWESOME RACECAR BED!!! :D

kaylalove25 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:28

If he sleeps in a race car bed, HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!

Btreasure 8

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:47

Haha Jersey Shore!!

bren150 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:28

Hey..."Rubbin' IS racein'". (can't believe mo one beat me to this one HA)

voodoopandaa 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:41

Score!

Btreasure 8

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:43

YOU LUCKY ASS DUCK!!!! I would LOVE to lose my virginity in a racecar bed that is so COOL!! How about you just be lucky it was a bed and not an alley or a park or a forest or the bed of a rapist/killer. I can go on and on to make you feel bad about this FML.

dirtymikentheboy_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:43

lol he probly thinks it was a deam come true to.

super_sayin_trun 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:48

Ydi because you let it happen

becky_becks 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:51

...i dont get the fml here....I think that's an awesome way to lose it. If losing it in his racecar bed is such a fml...you could have moved to the couch.....the shower.....a car..... ydi for expecting something magicial.

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