Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar...

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Sunday 21 August 2011 12:20

Was it fast?

emilieee_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:21

Did you win the race?

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awagh666 14

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:42

Did he enter the pit lane???? Lol

shannoob 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:43

That's what you get for dating a 10yr old.

Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:44

When you made love did he go "vroom, vroom, beep beep"?

cufaoil 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:07

I'm sure he only played with her headlights

EwanSmith 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:47

lucky guy. i never got treats like that when i was 9

ILikeToFartSoBad 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:50

Who was driving the car?

Eva123Love 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:52

Well you are the one dating him, and you accepted to screwing in a toddlers bed. You weirdos were meant for eachother. (:

xXMudkipNoobXx 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:53

at least you lost your virginity though.

PaRaDoX1206 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:58

how is this an fml

Xxgreenbug29xX 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:07

LOL.

hippiechick96 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:07

doesn't matter, had sex!

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