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Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML

By owmyhead - / Sunday 21 August 2011 00:08 / United States
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By  ImSoBaller  |  0

Wow, guys. I suck so, so bad, and in more ways than one! ROFL.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

26- Rule #1 about threadjacking: Do not threadjack if nothing relevant has been posted about the original comment, or you look like you're talking about the original comment, not OP

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  fabian21  |  0

34- Well, sorry. I didn't mean to destroy the subject. People below me have God's, the Pope's, and the President's approval to continue talking about the actual post. Pff.

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  mchakkiwala  |  0

I think you really satisfied her libido. but I wonder who had sex with who?

By  athena3100  |  9

damn… totally FYL.

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  palahniukpaul  |  6

Why do I smell bicycles?

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  Lennes  |  12

#77, he wouldn't have to sleep with her. He could tell her he's moving to a diferent country and that although the time he spent with her was delightful, long-distance relationships never work out.

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  chrisbeaudoin  |  26

Okay, Barney.

By  megz21  |  0

Well... You shouldn't have pissed off my sister.

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  ImSoBaller  |  0

LOL

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

And if you had read the whole FML you'd have found that OP does indeed tell us she succeeds

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  DjeePee  |  24

Or she didn't realise it was a one-night stand. Maybe she saw OP, fell head over heels in love with him and misinterpreted the amazing sex as the start of an amazing relationship. Dunno. OP, FYL for getting beaten up, but YDI for not saying you were not interested in anything more than a one-night stand/not calling her back.

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