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AH, look on the bright side, he may not get a good grade, but he'll be ready for the zombie apocalypse!

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You Call this tutor and paid him to do his Duty as a tutor so that he can have a Deep Impact on your son's life, but instead he became a Back Stabber and played games with him. My suggestion: Camouflage yourself at night, grab your Bowie Knife and cut his JuggernUt. He will try to Double Tap, but don't stop there. Use your Bazooka or a Sticky Grenade to blow his house up. If anything, you can claim Self Defense.

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20 - I'd be careful of him if I were you even if you manage to kill him. He could be a Extremely Conditioned Hardened Warlord with a Flak Jacket and get revenge with his Last Stand as a Ghost. You will need a lot of Stopping Power, so Scavenge everything you have, including your old Bandolier and make sure to kill him by a Headshot or Execution.

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Yeah, but why not go on a RAMPAGE! and try to get as many HEADSHOT!s as possible before player1 killed his own dumb self? Oh wait... wrong game.

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It's not the sons fault...what tutor offers to play CoD instead of doing there job.... Even I who plays CoD wouldn't want someone im helping to fail in school because I couldn't drag my lazy ass away from my ps3/xbox for the time I'm tottering jim

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Agreed. As much as those 360 ladderstall no-scope wallbangs bring tears of joy to us all, Education is more important... Or is it?

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"Are you ready to learn ? *whisper how to whoop @$$ in COD" "Yea!!" Mom "He's so enthusiastic!" "So what did you learn today ?" "uuuuh survival skills"

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Get the boy a new tutor. Hide a camera or something. Tell him before every session, "Enemy spy plane inbound!"

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Now that I think about it since I've been playing CoD I can recognize many types of weapons, how they're used, what causes a zombie breakout, and how to kill them. Even though this game is a fantasy I gained some knowledge from it.

AH, look on the bright side, he may not get a good grade, but he'll be ready for the zombie apocalypse!

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Girls play CoD. They just don't use their mics cuz they're tired of being harassed online for being a girl playing CoD.

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That is so true and when I do talk everybody like oh shit it's a girl, cause im usually on the top for KD, while the nubes go negative I be dropping nukes, yes nukes on mwf2 cause blackops obviously doesn't have it.

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I play with my boyfriend when ever he plays and he's a gamer.I know allot of girls who play CoD.

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you're an idiot. how does cod and the military go hand in hand? video game does not equal real life. sorry if I come off too cruel, I just hate it when people compare CoD to the actual Armed Forces.

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Enlist* playing a video-game does not enhance or increase your chances of passing processing stations, training and other tests.

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Actually you have to be smart to be in the military. They do not want dumbasses driving around and shooting one another. You have to take an ap test. And if you do not do good enough they don't accept you. Learn before you post shit you ignorant douche. And thanks for calling half of my family idiots.

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The only people who are idiots are ones who sign up and don't make the cut. They're also usually the ones that go around bragging like "don't mess with me, I'm in the military, I'll bring my military friends to beat you up!" The ones that make it are just proud, they don't have to brag because they know they're doing it for their country, not for themselves.

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For anyone that wants to play that game, look up "America's Army" it's a very old game on PC. It's nothing like CoD. I'm not advertising, I'm just referencing.

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To be in the military you need to be smart and I'm training to be apart of the navy seals. I don't think the fact that I've played Cod 4 and Mw2 will guarantee me a spot on the most elite military force ever created. Only if man. Only if,

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People in the military are not stupid. However, it is not difficult to be accepted based on academic merit and mental aptitude (not talking about the physical side). For instance the army gives scholarships and will pay you through college - this draws in middle class and poor people that can't afford college. The (mental) tests to get in are no harder than any test to enter a mediocre college. I don't mean to offend, but to be a simple soldier of infantry you don't need to be smart. However, th

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Your parents "shud" have paid your tutor double, obviously the regular fee is not working out for you.

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