By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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emilieee_fml 0

Did you win the race?

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rlr23504 0

I wish I lost my virginity in a racecar bed

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bad_chiquita 5

she being Brand -new;and you know consequently a little stiff i was careful of her and(having thoroughly oiled the universal joint tested my gas felt of her radiator made sure her springs were O. K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her up,slipped the clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she kicked what the hell)next minute i was back in neutral tried and again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my lev-er Right- oh and her gears being in A 1 shape passed from low through second-in-to-high like greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity avenue i touched the accelerator and give her the juice,good (it was the first ride and believe i we was happy to see how nice she acted right up to the last minute coming back down by the Public Gardens i slammed on the internalexpanding & externalcontracting brakes Bothatonce and brought allofher tremB -ling to a ead. stand- ;Still) ee cummings

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Leftieswillrule 3

That's awesome! I can't see why you'd complain

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Bently24 6

Hahaha, well if you love him enough to have sex with him in the first place it really shouldnt matter.

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krysld2004 0

Grandma's Boy anyone?

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tuckerharbaugh 0

And he speeds right past home plate! look at his classy car! wow, I've never seen a man look so sexy in whitey-tighties!

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johnnybagodonuts 2

"your bed is a car" "yea but it's a ****** sweet car"

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