Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar...

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 406

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:20

Was it fast?

emilieee_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:21

Did you win the race?

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bigtuna29 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:35

Complete bullshit! You being with him should have known about the bed. You def deserved it u clueless turd!

pistildawn 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:36

EPIC FAIL your bf has a race car bed;:

OceanBananas 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:37

Does he have a petrol injection engine?

starwarsguy330 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:37

Hah. Derp

pirate56 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:38

Why is this on fml?

icic6772 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:50

Congrats

sarbear1991 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:57

I heard he had a sweet car....is he gonna get an ab radio so he can talk to other car beds

bizzbiff 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 21:07

WIN

bizzbiff 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 21:11

WIN!!!!!

AFuckinCrocodile 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 21:17

Well you allowed it to happen,can't really complain!

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