By rosesareyellow - 30/07/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 053
You deserved it 33 471

Same thing different taste

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Hey. You got one of the new Ismell's. :-P Anyway, it's dry rice you have to use dumbass. And you have to leave it in there for a day or 2. Either that or A. be more careful or B. Get some phone insurance if it's something expensive.

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How can people have a basic grasp of physics like that (which is great), but still fail so miserably in real life?

overachiever2626 0

the white rice trick does work. but u have to make sure it's completely covered. and don't put it in a zip lock bag. try a bowl, that's what I did and it works.

tell your stupid friends you put it in white rice... duhh

It works, but only if you use real rice.

YDI for not using "San Francisco treat" in OP, so we could call you gay.

kristidgranger 3

your supposed to put it in rice!!! the seasoning prob got in the phone. and leave in rice like two days

JokeMeister 0

Since you're taking suggestions, if you rub it between your ass cheeks and lick it 3 times that should get it working. Idiot.

tristun69 0

At least it smells delicious now.

bigmister 0