Miscellaneous: Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk...

By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By hhaannnnaahh - 13/02/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML

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By yum - 07/07/2013 05:09 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:47

sitting on your desk for awhile? How long a while is this? If it's like a day, FYL. If it'd been sitting out for like a month, then YDI for eating something that's been sitting out for that long.

Eternity_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:48

What sucks more is the feeling and memory you get when you see another Reese's.

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Everlasting_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:59

Number eleven honestly made my day.

clairebear096 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:12

ydi go to the doctor.

mylamesauce 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:14

okay i was eating girl scout cookies when i read this...i got all paranoid and every bite i took i looked meticulously all over the cookie for signs of rot/decay/mealworms/etc ew...fyl indeed...unless of course "a while" is like...more than a week...i wouldn't eat something that's been exposed to sun and what-not for so long...ewwww anywho...have fun with that memory ;D

hope88 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:35

omfg!

burrito_supreme 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:33

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

mel2643x 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:42

THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE WITH REESE'S! Maybe 7 years ago though, and there were a bunch of them inside, but luckily I hadn't bitten it, just opened it with my hands. My mom packed it for me for lunch and I think it was a christmas color wrapper and definitely not Christmastime. If you still have the wrapper and it has a date on it maybe you can send them a complaint and they'll give you some free ...reese's...? Yours couldn't have been sitting there for THAT long, right, I mean there are enough preservatives in that kind of stuff... I agree, your life is ******. ...