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By samantha246 / Monday 11 May 2009 19:46 / United States
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Today, I was well-rooted in the soil. I was soaking up some rays and generally enjoying being a flower, when some jackass backed over me with their car. FML.

on the bright side, if your windows were/are clean enough to be mistaken for being down, your doing a kickass job at cleaning :D

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Today, I was well-rooted in the soil. I was soaking up some rays and generally enjoying being a flower, when some jackass backed over me with their car. FML.

I did this once trying to back into my driveway... it really hurt, and you'd be surprised how easy of a mistake it is, especially if your not moving fast and your somebody who usually drives with the windows down

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So after going through the comments I discovered that anyone who read this post after 2009 when it was posted, apparently the word "proceeded" was removed because everyone posting in 2010 and later have all mentioned at the horrible grammar in the last sentence. If the word proceeded was part of the last sentence at one point in time, the last sentence would be correct (at least tense wise). So my question is, what happened to the word proceeded?

Uhm, I doubt that you hit your head into the window SO hard that you broke your nose and not the window as well. Smells fake to me...

Aint that what the side rear view mirrors for? Do you like hurt yourself you check your blindspots on the motorway? Dude, now seriously...

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