Miscellaneous: Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk...

By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By hhaannnnaahh - 13/02/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML

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By yum - 07/07/2013 05:09 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:47

sitting on your desk for awhile? How long a while is this? If it's like a day, FYL. If it'd been sitting out for like a month, then YDI for eating something that's been sitting out for that long.

Eternity_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:48

What sucks more is the feeling and memory you get when you see another Reese's.

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redsoxchick08 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:30

I've heard of that before. It happened to my aunt once. Turned me off from Reeses for YEARS! I just went back not to long ago.

youfailatlife 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:32

I moderated this one. Holla!!!!!!!

ItsAshxD 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:35

I was just about to eat one but changed my mind. D:

HurriKaty 4

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:35

How the hell long had that been sitting out? YDI

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:36

A meal worm? Really? I doubt it was actually a meal worm, but if it was then so what? Tasty, protein-rich snacks those are!

Spiffy 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:37

Once when I was really young I opened a cup of chocolate pudding and inside it was pure MOLD on the top. I can't look at chocolate pudding the same way. But your situation is worse! sorry to hear that

plearbear 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:41

the exact same thing has happened to my friend before.

eiji_chan 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:41

Great, now that will always be in the back of my mind when I eat chocolate. However, meal worms are a better source of protein then beef. So, no worries. :P

watching_clouds 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:46

ew. the same thing happened to me once. on my soccer team, we each had a "secret santa" type person who gave us a drink and a snack for after the game. i happily bit into my hershey's kiss ready to enjoy its milky chocolate heaven when i saw a little hole and half a maggot. i haven't eaten chocolate without checking for holes since.