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By louise. - 18/10/2010 09:06 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

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By bregaja - 25/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML

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By LadyNexus - 07/01/2015 03:54 - United States - Mohrsville

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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By woahlaura - 14/02/2016 16:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 12:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML

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finallyfreemaria 0

Monday 18 October 2010 15:49

WTF? birthing hips?

paprikacha 9

Monday 18 October 2010 15:54

Hey, at least he seems to be in it for the long haul. : )

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HunterAlpha1 8

Friday 22 October 2010 5:25

why do people hate children these days? the Bible says: "as arrows in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. blessed is he who has his quiver full of them." in every culture (except apparently ours) large numbers of children are a blessing. you know that a nation is doomed when it has less than a 2% fertility rate(meaning 2 children per couple). our population is only growing because of illegal immigrants! we as a nation have to get our priorities straight: meaningless, frivolous pleasure, or survival? you choose. please note that if you have a bunch of kids you can still have the pleasure from sex, you just have to be a little more discreet about it. stepping off the soapbox now...

Mikki4321 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 17:49

Well, then if you are going to keep reproducing, would you please spread out a little bit, move to a different country, maybe Finland, because there's enough space. In most countries there are too many people living on a too small scale. (or however you say that in English) That's why so many people are depressed, that's why it's difficult to get a job. That's why so many people in other countries have to provide food, making it impossible to provide for their own welfare. Oh, and, did you know that it would be better for all living things on the planet if at least half of the human race would die? Because there are too many of us. So please, take you whole 'let's save humanity' speech somewhere else.