Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children...

By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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My body, my choice

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's mother asked him when we were going to have kids. I already have a daughter from a previous marriage, and that pregnancy was traumatic, nearly ending in my death. Not to mention that due to depression and anxiety, I have put on an unhealthy amount of weight, making pregnancy higher risk. FML

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Looks

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

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Charming

By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 23:00 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML

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By uglynerd - 26/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Streamwood

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML

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disgruntled_stdt 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 18:02

did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.

Starcatch77 20

Tuesday 12 March 2013 21:56

So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??

Comments

Amkii 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 16:40

#1 - Nice!! I like the way you think!

Daevas 18

Thursday 19 February 2015 20:18

Where is #1's anyway?

disgruntled_stdt 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 18:02

did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.

girrl 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 8:39

yeah that was definitely a joke. and i think you knew that before you posted it on here.

Raven_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 11:55

Who the hell says spawn?

jake12221212121 4

Friday 22 June 2012 12:07

Don't be a hater.

AliSama 17

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:02

I would not take anything like that seriously. Why would he date you or want to have kids with you if you are ugly to him?

cp399 14

Saturday 27 September 2014 2:51

Maybe he's more into personality

alwaysalady 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:18

Before I married my husband, I did a baby - maker online. The kids were cute, I married him. We had kids, and they are cute. Try the baby maker, then decide.

pastafarian97 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 12:52

Starcatch77 20

Tuesday 12 March 2013 21:56

So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??

AjaniTsunami 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:45

You fat *****. Go buy a Wii Fit and lose some damn weight!

kayykatastrophii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:35

#4 Some couples talk about marriage, in which case, children isn't a scary subject. Furthermore, you deserve better. That's horrible. Unless he was kidding. I would honestly confront him on it. Tell him what he said seriously hurt you. He MAY have been kidding. At least, I HOPE he was.