Love: Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car....

By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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Same thing different taste

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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thektulu7 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:05

Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.

Dutchie2010 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:06

Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...

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McKay_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:42

I would say you deserve that. Why the heck would you write all over his car? Ridiculous.

badgirleighteen 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:43

Awe, haha i'm sorry but this this is really funny!

Curiouser 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:45

What is with kids these days? I mean, why are they going to such great lengths to ask people out? I'm 20 and when I was in high school the most elaborate way I was ever asked out was when a guy came down to my work to ask me out. And the thing is: has anyone else noticed that the majority of the elaborate ask-outs are girls? There was cupcake girl, the one who waited in his driveway with balloons, and now this. I'm sure there are guys who have elaborate methods too, I'm just saying the girls seem to be way more prominent.

Vykeera 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:47

You wrote on his _car_?! In March, when it's really cold and you don't want to have to wash it? Why?!?!?! I'd be fuming if someone I didn't like just decided to write all over mine (and I'm a girl!) - next time, if you want to do something 'romantic' and big, please, at least go for something easy to get rid off like writing it on his garden with pebbles. Or better yet, just ask him face to face!

Carribu 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:51

this is incredibly creepy. YDI. i know it's prom and everything, but all over his car? are you serious? it's like you lost the concept of just going up to someone and asking them.

frosty16 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:59

One thing you have yet to learn, obviously, is don't **** with a guy's car. Duh!

bread_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 17:00

What a jackass way to ask someone to prom.

devils69 0

Monday 30 March 2009 17:00

This is a lesson that I think a lot of high school girls have to learn. Guys do not respond to the same romantic gestures that girls do. My high school gf once put a bunch of balloons and heart stickers and crap all over my truck for V-day, and I got pissed. Then she got pissed that I was pissed. A simple BJ and a card would've sufficed. Anything you do publicly like that is gonna embarrass the boy, which will not get the response you want. Teenage boys are not into public displays of romance. YDI