By Username - 03/02/2011 04:46

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 943
You deserved it 24 908

Same thing different taste

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Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?

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I see what you did there. I was going to make a Back to the Future reference with McFly, but I don't think I can reach the bar you've already so highly set. Kudos.

sourgirl101 28

*restaurant(: Unless there are two ways to spell it?(:

That's what you get for drinking shit that isn't yours.

Assuming op is in the US, no wonder we're behind in math and science when dropping maggots into orange juice is considered a valid science experiment.

This is an idiotic comment. You don't even know the whole experiment that was assigned.

MarioandSonic 8

Today, my sister drank my science project. FML

sorry to ask a dumb question...I keep seeing OP but what does it stand for?

if I ever drink that I did be sending my day in the bathroom hurl. Then maybe I should revenge my sister back with maggots in something for not reminding what would be sitting on any table that have maggots in it.

kcnutt10 1

70: You butchered the hell out of that comment. It makes no sense whatsoever.

Yeah. What 71 said. English, ************, do you speak it?!

translation: "If I ever did drink that, I would be spending my day in the bathroom hurling. Then I would get revenge on my sister by putting maggots in something [presumably something she drinks] for not reminding* me that she put something [again, probably something that the sister would drink] on the table with maggots in it." *how can she remind you of something that you were clueless about? you even made me use capital letters. you will be the cause of the deaths of many, #70. |the kid|