Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her...

By Username - 03/02/2011 04:46

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

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Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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SweetieLish 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:16

Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?

CakeBaker11 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:12

I would murder her.

Comments

lilmizzsunshine1_fml 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 13:49

that's disgusting!!!!

zombiekitten87 12

Thursday 3 February 2011 13:56

for one I agree with everyone else saying 'why would you just drink a random glass of juice?' also interesting that there are two maggot-related fmls in as many days... *rolls eyes

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 14:00

punch her in the face

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:47

you want to beat her to a pulp? orange you a little crazy to do that? |the kid|

UTTU 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 14:27

This is, by far, one of the stupidest "projects" I've ever heard. Is orange juice a highly oxygenated liquid? Have maggots spontaneously developed gills? FYL for having such a stupid sister, and God help us all...

maronofhearts 19

Thursday 3 February 2011 19:44

The sisters stupid for having the school give her a stupid project? wow you must be the smartest person alive. You never know she could be young and the point is how long they live and what happens to them but I'm sure YOU know the exact answer because your mighty brain knows all

perdix 29

Thursday 3 February 2011 14:37

You should have thrown up in the microwave and left the house for a week.

brainstew0 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 14:49

Mmm! I did same with hair dye left out once..container wasn't labeled and left out open..it looked like whipped cream! So of course I had a taste and ran for bathroom eeeemediately! >.<