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By ravensarepurple - 31/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got my new cooker delivered and installed. I followed the instructions in the manual, emptied it out, and turned the oven up full for 30 minutes. Twenty minutes later, the inner glass shattered. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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Fire hazard

By ThankfullyNotKickedOut - 26/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Coldwater

Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 129

Now we're cooking

By jules - 01/03/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I replaced the broken hot plates in my stove, only to realize that something else is broken, and it's still is not usable. I had to change it all back before I could even heat dinner. This was after I had carried the thing up and down the stairs by myself, and spent an entire afternoon cleaning it. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 05:21 - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

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You deserved it 4 235

Late fee

By Anonymous - 22/11/2023 18:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML

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You deserved it 111

Cooking with Anon

By Anon - 08/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 497

By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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Masterchef

By Uh-SLEEP - 11/12/2020 03:01 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML

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Chen Zhibang 8

Monday 31 December 2018 2:46

All part of the "breaking in" process.

abigiggles 39

Monday 31 December 2018 2:45

Let’s hope you were able to get an exchange. I’m glad that didn’t happen while you were cooking or else that could have wasted the dinner.

Comments

abigiggles 39

Monday 31 December 2018 2:45

Let’s hope you were able to get an exchange. I’m glad that didn’t happen while you were cooking or else that could have wasted the dinner.

Chen Zhibang 8

Monday 31 December 2018 2:46

All part of the "breaking in" process.

bkwusa 15

Monday 31 December 2018 17:35

You found the manufacturer defect... better now then when your cooking something!

rodfergie 18

Monday 31 December 2018 20:21

That's defective glass, happens but still sucks.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 31 December 2018 22:15

Time to dig out the warranty slip!

Erksangel 25

Tuesday 1 January 2019 9:16

I’m going

ravensarepurple 10

Wednesday 2 January 2019 3:51

hi guys, im surprised this was published but i posted this the week before Christmas. i did manage to get another new one so my first christmas in my own flat wasnt ruined.