Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her...

By Username - 03/02/2011 04:46

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

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SweetieLish 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:16

Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?

CakeBaker11 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:12

I would murder her.

Comments

IsThatKat_fml 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:28

Oh my godddd... O.o if you didn't puke from it I'd make myself puke ewh that is so gross! I feel so bad for you.

meeba 2

Friday 4 February 2011 4:37

I didn't like orange juice in the first place. I would rather go 3 days without food than have 1 glass of OJ now..

RazHuni 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:44

LOL! I am sorry, but this is brilliant. I swear to god, I would have puked if I were you.

prettyinpink93 0

Friday 4 February 2011 5:50

I would puke lol

lilmissy1290 0

Friday 4 February 2011 6:47

umm since when do maggots look anything like pulp? op what kind of orange juice have you been drinking? ydi

steelbubble 0

Friday 4 February 2011 7:49

so you saw a glass of orange juice. sitting there, unexplained. you don't know how long it's been out, you don't know what's in it. you decide. drink this orange drink. YDI