By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

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Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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akallaan 7

The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.

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Complaining 13

Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.

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thefuckinloser 6

try a lock on the door you know one mommy dont have a key to

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Pyrodron 0

Technically you can sue her for invasion of privacy now. Also, SHE WALKED IN TO YOUR OWN HOUSE HOW?!?

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kristac123 0

Lmfao sorry but that's funny xD

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hannah783 0

Parents should never have keys... Been there before... As a girl it was traumatic...lol

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fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

that's what you get for giving your mom the key to your place

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JhunnySuperman 0

True that, you move our to have privacy yet give her free range to barge into your house and bedroom!!

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sabb1228 0

Um, he never said that the doors weren't locked. His mother could have a key.

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BrokenDreamer24 15

Op, some advice... CHANGE YOUR LOCKS. Have a nice day.

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mattiej 1

Thats the part where you stare at her straight in the eye and finish of like a boss

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