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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 14 September 2012 05:28 / United States - Fort Lauderdale
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91 - saying "yea I guess they did" or any other form of simplistic agreement is just as bad as commenting just to say someone else's comment sucked. We have the thumbs to prevent this kind of irrelevant commenting.

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Nothing like entering a room and having to asses which piece of furniture one can sit on or lean against which hopefully hasn't been tainted by bodily fluids. I can imagine having to enter such a place with those UV lamps that make semen stains visible. Does it also work for vaginal ejecta?

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Why can't she? Masturbation for a female isn't just shoving things into the vagina, most of the time it's "rubbing" the clit. So she most certainly can "rub one out"

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@9. Why the hell did you have to suggest that!? Now everyone's afraid of touching the remote. The TV has been on the Barney channel (subsidiary of Fox News) for days! Of course, we're standing in front of the couch, cause everyone's also afraid to sit on the couch. Strangely, no one has thought to manually change the channel on the TV.

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