Intimacy: Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place,...

By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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My eyes! My eyes!

By Audrey - 21/07/2020 14:01

Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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akallaan 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:51

The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.

Complaining 13

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:44

Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.

Comments

bobbos100 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:55

Locks locks locks

richieflow 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 11:18

Ouch bro

GermanBlueEyes 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:05

That sucks dude lol!!

JhunnySuperman 0

Friday 30 December 2011 4:55

Well why are you 21 and whacking off in the first place??? Sex is legal at 18, you accidentally skipped three year of your life bro!

JhunnySuperman 0

Friday 30 December 2011 4:59

Wow someone's a little desperate huh?

Funnywayz 0

Friday 30 December 2011 8:56

Do it when your mom isn't available to see you.

smevel 4

Friday 30 December 2011 18:19

man tell her to knock next time

SamLiveFree_77 9

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:46

Mom Should Give a heads up next time that she's coming over. Will give you plenty of time to finish up.

Squander 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:45

ITT: People arguing about locks, and people who think that once you lose your virginity to stop fapping forever.

starmite 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 23:49

Did you keep going??

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