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Most of the time if someone is a big enough asshole to steal your shit, they aren't going to give it back...

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"Oh gosh, we're these yours? Oh my, I'm so sorry! Here, have them back. Please forgive me!" Is that what you'd expect?

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Doc fell victim to the all annoying autocorrect. Nice to know that under your witty banter and eloquent sarcasm you ARE human after all :D

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Grow some balls. 9/10 you just have to say something crazy. "If you don't give me my shit back I'm going to slit your throat and pull your tongue through it." Then he'll either hand you your shit or throw a punch.

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Just show up at his place with your two buddies Smith & Wesson and politely ask for them back. But let him keep the girl he didn't steal that one and she's not worth it.

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4-actually my friend's house got robbed and they took her laptop and iPod,but three days later she came home to the stuff on her couch with a note sayin sorry

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#146 Maybe they loved the house so much they decided to break in again and just used the things they stole the first time as an excuse?

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I refuse to get an iPhone 5. I still have a 4. Yeah A6 chip, yeah yeah. The only thing I want is Siri. But with their throttle and new map system driving people into rivers; I'll wait.

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50- Same here. I have an iPhone 4 as well. I really want Siri, too. But when you think about it, that's all we're really lacking with the iPhone 4. At least we won't be directed into any rivers any time soon.

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I didn't mean LITERALLY driving into a river. I meant that the destinations are in big bodies of water, instead of where they really belong.

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I have an iPhone 4S and with the new system upgrade the only thing different between my phone and the iPhone 5 is one friggin row of icons. Do I really need to spend hundreds for a row of icons. No thanks.

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Nah guys, I heard the IPhone six was the coolest, you get all the thinks the 4s & 5 offer, and it has a built in pancreatic cancer screener.

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64- 59 was just telling them that they just have to upgrade to a 4S. I'm pretty sure they would realize their phone had Siri.

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As a developer, I do not like the Iphone platform. It is harder and more expensive to develop on. On top of that the Iphone is built with ALL proprietary software, whereas Android and other platforms are open source and more economic to develop on. I am aware of the amount of Apple fanboys there are on this site, and I'm prepared to get thumbed down, and burried. Just thought I would share my perspective whilst also thread jacking.

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145- Kill yourself. You are another fanboy buying a brand name. iPhone 5 is an answer to the S3 because apple can't compare and they feel if they make it bigger and put the next number on it, it's better...it disgusts me the way people seem to obsess over having the latest technology and can never be happy with what they have. I will never buy an iPhone.

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Losing a phone is like losing a child.... that remembers the phone numbers and emails of all the people you know.......

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I think someone needs to go get some vengeance. And by vengeance I mean repeatedly kick that guy in the rips until money starts popping out of his ass.

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I kicked someone in the rips once. They were immediately rushed to a hospital to be sewed back together, I just felt awful.

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Ribs* I honestly didn't even catch that myself. Blame it on the ah ah ah autocorrect. See what I did there? Probably not. Haha.

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I think he's trying to say that the guy who stole OP's girlfriend put the same amount of value in the phone and iPod as the girlfriend. Therefore, he stole all three.

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I think he's trying to say that only OP's phone was stolen but the phone was also his iPod and his girlfriend (could be talking about Siri)

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Funny how when you say this you get thumbed down but if a girl's Bf gets stolen with a similar post they get thumbed up. fml.

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