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Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

By snickerdoodles - / Friday 8 January 2010 06:30 / France
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By  DBkkk  |  0

Maybe he umm likes you?

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  Tigg3r  |  3

It's illegal to do that in Tae Kwon Do. We are fair fighters and we fight honestly. AKA No dirty tricks allowed. No punches to the face, neck, or back area. No kicks to the back, neck, or face. Only kicks are allowed to touch the back of the head. No hard or aggresive sparring. That's just my Tae Kwon Do class rules when it comes to it. Her's/his may be different but I highly doubt it unless the OP is doing mixed martial arts.

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  Jaksan  |  0

In my TKD club and when you got into the advanced you got to kick at the head and knockdown people, hell I even saw a guy doing a jumpkick in the back of the head to annother guy

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  ERAUPike  |  1

@36 Since when is punching in the face a dirty trick. You are just making Tae Kwon Do sound more gay with every post. In Muay Thai we like to call it Take My Do. I have always enjoyed providing a solid beating to all the TKD retards that brag about the belts they bought. I think you have been mis-spelling Tae Kwon do though, I believe the proper spelling is J-O-K-E.

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  LOLYLIF  |  0

You probably should have stopped after your first sentence. No one really gives a flying fuck about the opinions of you or your friends, and I'm willing to bet that in a fight against a "TKD retard", you'd get your ass whooped.

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  PeopleRSoDumb  |  0

TKD is retarded. If you practice that, I hope it'll prepare you for the 300 pound dude who won't just stand there and let you fancy kick at him and hope it works. TKD is not applicable in real life at all, and thus just useless knowledge. Anyone with ANY sort of knowledge in anything else would just know to tackle them to the ground. Oohh what, can't do any kicks from the ground? How sad. Go practice MMA.

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  sengmengida  |  0

every jiu-jitsu fighter who tries to take a tae kwon do student to the ground has to pass through their range first. it's like fighting a guy with a sledgehammer. those high kicks are easy to dodge, but you better remember to dodge instead of standing there laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDn3p7pJdig this is the 2004 heavyweight tae kwon do olympic finals. tae kwon do fighters should have more practice than anyone else at avoiding high spinning kicks, right? this is a 200 pound man kicking an even larger, taller man in the head and winning the fight. with head protection on. how many times does the average jiu jitsu fighter have to deal with that kind of attack? unless you do MMA, you won't be doing any sparring in which head kicks AND grappling techniques are allowed, so probably zero.

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  saucyjade  |  0

i'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that i'm the only girl in this thread...GUYS, PUT YOUR DICKS AWAY AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN. all martial arts have different rules/styles/uses. if your school teaches you to disrespect other styles then you're missing the whole mental aspect of martial arts. plus tkd is the only style i've encountered that makes heavy use of common sense. you're 5'2 and a 6 foot, 300 lb guy tries to rob you? remember those warm-up laps we run in class? RUN THE FUCK AWAY.

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lol true that. I'm a girl and if theres a guy much bigger than you and your scared, your not going to remember all you learned. You also don't know what he might know,best just to run away and only fight if you can't run.

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Wow, okay that was completely ignorant. Tae kwon do is not about mindless fighting, its about respect, discipline, and self-defense. And to anyone who think tae kwon do is lame or weak or whatever, try taking a back kick from an experienced black belt, not a little kid, not a white or yellow belt, and you come back and try to say that tae kwon do is weak. I'm a girl, and I'm taking my black belt testing in a couple of months. And no one that I know "buys" their belts. We earn them. Tae kwon do is a more respectable sport than almost any other, besides proper martial arts. And its more than that. Its a way of life. You can't say that about many things.

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  NataxChan  |  2

From what I've heard about MMA(I'm not really interested in MMA, because though my sensei doesn't speak badly about it, he doesn't recommend it because it's kind of like , "Jack of all trades, master of none") They have bad ground technique, or something. Tae Kwon Do is pretty good, but clubs that like give Black belts to twelve-year-olds and lower, well Idk how good those specific clubs are. All Martial Arts are good in their own way, but it all depends on the club really. Like, our judo club supposedly works really hard. We thought the excercises we were doing were strong, until our sensei went out west and saw some of the clubs out Edmonton. And there's a jiu-jitsu club in our area, and they criticized our judo skills, saying we were doing throws wrong. Their club doesn't have a lot of respect against other fighters, and one almost broke the arm of a member in my club during a tournament. There was a tournament we had in Halifax, and one of our club members fought some random guy. The other guy won, and afterwards he started jumping around, yelling.

By  happyhak  |  5

@1, congrats ur first, ur gift is in the post, when you get it, please kindly shove it up ur ass... @OP, that must suck, ur teacher has a thing for you, drop out of class now before he does anything wrong D:

By  RR05  |  0

this is a fake. if you spar in taekwondo, you have to wear a cup. you can't see if someone has a boner if he is wearing a cup you idiot

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  monnanon  |  13

er no you dont always have to, in the class i was in you could do low contact sparring with no protective gear. I suppose you could wear one constantly if you wanted to tho.

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