By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

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Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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akallaan 7

The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.

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Complaining 13

Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.

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HunterAlpha1 8

just because you have your own place doesn't mean you don't need to lock your doors. you're lucky it was your mom who walked in on you; it could've been some dirtbag with a club wanting to take your stuff. and if your door was locked but your mom had a key, there are such things as deadbolts, chains, and other means of keeping your door closed when you want some privacy.

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Weirdchick56 4

Ahhh yes mothers with keys, some advice don't give her one.

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tolord567 0

At least you didn't walk in on her in your house.

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jtthegr8 26

Tell her you weren't masturbating you were cleaning it and it went off

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TonyIsMyDog 2

Sure she did....suuuure....

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littledragon 3

Morale of the story: lock your door :P

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btnick 1

Lock the door from the inside. They never learn.

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ashtynperlatti17 1

21 and still doing that?! ....having girl problems?

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Mirorbo 26

By your logic, a lady who touches herself or has a sex toy has trouble with men (or women). I suppose self-pleasure is inappropriate passed a certain age now? Enlighten me on what that age might be. I will write it down so I can remember to better inform the masses.

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