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I guess he took phone sex the wrong way
Oh god... That would suck
Million to one shot doc, million to one! Not sure how this an FML or YDI since it's not in your backdoor but an amusing story just the same.
He obviously already had his head up his ass, so cramming the phone up in there too seamed practical.
The return of trunk calling...ewwwww
PLEASE TELL ME THE RINGTONE WAS RING OF FIRE BY JOHNNY CASH
It was on vibrate, wasn't it?
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I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)
Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.