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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 June 2014 19:06 / United States - Lake Wales
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By  Saone_fml  |  27

Oh I'd heard a similar one. "I was outside gardening, I slipped and my trousers fell down, and I fell on the carrot and you know the rest... I don't know what prankster decided to put condoms on my carrots though."

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  fortune789  |  17

I like how OP said "this one took the cake" hehehe carrot cake hehehehe kakakarrotkake

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  junkman6  |  22

Hey carrots are dangerous. Potato guns are fun... Load a carrot into a potato gun and someone's going to the hospital to get a carrot removed from their thigh. Not personal experience or anything.

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  ForFudgeSake  |  6

Today, the phone rang while I was showering. Since I was expecting an important call, I ran out, wet and soapy, only to slip onto a box of produce. I had to go to the hospital. They didn't believe me. FML.

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  MrConcise  |  34

Welshite, you had three very snappy and clever comments for this FML. Are you sure you don't have experience in this particular field? ;)

By  Saone_fml  |  27

Oh I'd heard a similar one. "I was outside gardening, I slipped and my trousers fell down, and I fell on the carrot and you know the rest... I don't know what prankster decided to put condoms on my carrots though."

By  yeyeboys  |  20

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

By  bufay  |  21

Ouch for you, but that guy life is more fucked now

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