Intimacy and Health: Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was...

By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By John - 24/06/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML

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Nice.

By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Take deep breath…

By paininthe*ss - 13/02/2023 00:00

Today, because of my life situation, I was told I'll have to have a colonoscopy without anesthesia. FML

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The longest monologue

By Anonymous - 29/11/2012 00:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Sunday 28 October 2018 4:23

Most people's first time is pretty terrible and anti-climatic. Your's will be awesome compared to that!

Zekfen 17

Sunday 28 October 2018 3:08

Beggars can’t be choosers!

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Zekfen 17

Sunday 28 October 2018 3:08

Beggars can’t be choosers!

donb23 23

Sunday 28 October 2018 3:26

Virgin

moonlight77 28

Thursday 7 February 2019 1:37

Thankyou! I don’t think any of us would have got that by the description. Your a smart one! (=

WHSKitty4ever 23

Sunday 28 October 2018 4:19

TMI

whiskey'swino 15

Sunday 28 October 2018 4:23

Most people's first time is pretty terrible and anti-climatic. Your's will be awesome compared to that!

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 28 October 2018 5:53

Bow chika wow wow!

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 28 October 2018 7:17

The guy got to see the inside of your shit tube in full HD. If that's not true intimacy, I don't know what is.

PenguinPal3017 19

Sunday 28 October 2018 7:54

You always remember your first.

chessu 21

Sunday 28 October 2018 14:23

Hey OP! Don't worry, you're not alone. Another 25-year-old virgin here! I recently did indeed lie down mostly naked in front of a woman and not a man and it was a pap smear and not a colonoscopy, but I am sure it was equally unpleasant and not what you expect your naked encounters to be at this stage of (y)our life(s)!