Health: Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and...

By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 15:02 - United States

Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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By Loot - 17/02/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 22:06 - Canada

Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2016 03:02 - Canada - Fort Smith

Today, for Mother's Day, I surprised my Mother with the news I that I'll be visiting in June. The last time we got to visit was 4 years ago, we live 4000 miles apart and it's a very expensive trip. She said, "No, come next June, I want to lose some more weight before seeing you." FML

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By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

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haileyrows 26

Saturday 14 March 2015 0:03

Doesn't sound like your mom's being very sweet

_kyleG_ 34

Saturday 14 March 2015 0:05

Maybe she's saying that you need to sweeten up? Don't give her such a frosted response- appreciate her kindness, even if it's Devil's Food!

Comments

TomeDr 24

Saturday 14 March 2015 4:11

Congrats on the weight loss! For the record, cakes freezes well. Cut it in slices, wrap each slice well and freeze. One piece of cake once in a while won't kill your diet the way an entire cake will. OR take it to work with you. Your coworkers will love it.

menfearme 10

Saturday 14 March 2015 4:37

Maybe try making a cake with her. Show her how to substitute applesauce instead of all that sugar! Hopefully, you can help her tweak some recipes so she can be healthier with you! :) Good luck op! Congrats on reaching those healthy goals!

dirtbikechica69 5

Saturday 14 March 2015 4:57

wow.. what a "b" word!! id tell her to get the hell out!!

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 14 March 2015 10:06

You can say "hell" but not "bitch"? Alrighty, then.

stupidfool97 4

Saturday 14 March 2015 5:04

dude I lost fifty pounds as of janauary and since then I have eaten a solid 3 cakes at least cudos to you i am a failure

chef4money 12

Saturday 14 March 2015 5:27

Depending on how much you weighed before the weight loss and the amount of weight you have lost, she may just be worried that you are too thin. Moms are always worried about their children.

Parvati48 15

Saturday 14 March 2015 5:47

Sounds like she's jealous you lost so much weight. Don't worry about it OP and keep up the good work. :)

badgercheese94 16

Saturday 14 March 2015 5:58

Won't hurt you to have a slice. As long as you don't over do it.

militarybrat 21

Saturday 14 March 2015 6:01

Aaaaannnnndddd in to the trash can it goes. That stinks that your own mother wont support you in your weight loss journey. To be honest if that was my mom she would lose coming into my house privileges. I would meet her in neutral territory.