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For some reason if someone asks you "what happened", and you say "you wouldn't believe me if I told you", then people are more likely to believe you. At least, that's how it's been for me.

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Yeah, birds and owls only live in the forest. What OP didn't say was about the lions, cheetah, and orange hippos attacking him. He just didn't add them because it would be declined for being unbelievable.

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I've had an owl swoop in front of my car (high enough so I wouldn't hit it) in the middle of downtown Cincinnati, Ohio. So I'm pretty sure that the location of the FML is irrelevant, just so long as temperature permits an owl to inhabit that area.

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First I used to walk in the woods all the time in middle of the night. Second not everybody lives in towns or cities. Where I live we have owls, coyotes, and other critters around our house all the time. Birds are skittish creatures. I would believe you op, I would laugh, but I would believe you.

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I never said I didn't believe him I just wanna know what he was doing you people are reading to deep into my comment I think, so stop trying to be cool and act all smart cause your not your just a hmmmm over thinker

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Yes, I know. If you recalled my comment in the cannibalistic hamster FML, you'd have seen that I addressed that issue. You'd better work harder if you expect a good grade in perdix Studies;)

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Haha, ShyAnn, I don't remember ALL of my comments. The "hamstery hamster" one from a few days ago tickled me. I thought birdy bird would keep the theme going.

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It isn't just birds we need to look out for. Once while walking down my driveway, an acorn smacked me on the side of the head. I look over, and there is a squirrel just chilling there staring me down.

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